holy shit the site finally works for me LMAO i had to register hiiii
my little pookie bearrrrr !!!!!!11
HAPPY BIRTHFAY DALLAS WE LOVE YOU
happy birthdya YAYYY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Stop Hiding People And Be A Real American
# MURICAAA!!!
creepypasta is cool nice page
hey...nice ata...breathes on you
Poop fart
HI DALLAS KISSES YOU and sends lots of hatedul comments
first!!! lobotomizes u
Circumsizes you.
LEMME SIP THAT LEAN